F STICK OUT YOUR TONGUE! HIT THEM ALL!
C HOW DID YOU ENJOY SEX WITH FRANKIE? It was great when it all began, I   was a regular Frankie fan. But it was over when he had the plan, to start a working on a   muscle man. Now the only thing that gives me hope, is my love of a certain dope. Rose   tints my world, keeps me safe from my trouble and pain.
RH I am just seven hours old. AND CAN’T DANCE! Truly beautiful to behold. BUT   YOU CAN’T DANCE! And somebody should be told THAT YOU CAN’T DANCE!
 my libido hasn’t been controlled. Now the only thing I’ve come to trust, IS JANET’S   BUST! is an orgasmic rush of lust. FUCK THAT BOA! Rose tints my world, keeps me
 safe from my trouble and pain!
B WHAT DO YOU SAY WHEN YOU WANT TO CUM? It’s beyond me, help me   mommy! I’ll be good, you’ll see, take this dream away. What’s this? THE FLOOR.    Let’s see. YEP, IT’S THE FLOOR! I feel sexy. What’s come over me? FRANKIE!    Whoa, here it comes again!
J Oh, I feel released, bad times decreased. My TWAT SIZE! confidence has increased,   reality is here. The game has been disbanded, my mind has been expanded. It’s a gas   that Frankie’s landed, his lust is so sincere! BLOW US A KISS SLUT!
F RKO? I THOUGHT IT WAS TWENTIETH CENTURY FOX! NOW THE
 MOVIE DOESN’T MAKE ANY SENSE! NOW I’M GOING TO HAVE TO SEE   IT ALL OVER AGAIN! Whatever happened to Faye Wray? That delicate, satin draped   frame. IT WAS POLYESTER. As it clung to her thighs. LIKE A HOMESICK
 ABORTION! How I started to cry... YOU’D CRY TOO IF YOU HAD A
 HOMESICK ABORTION STUCK TO YOUR LEG! ...cause I wanted to be    dressed just the same. KICK THAT DICK! Give yourself over to absolute pleasure.    Swim the warm waters of sins of the flesh. Erotic nightmares, beyond any measure, and   sensual daydreams to treasure forever. Can’t you just see it, oh, oh, ho...
 I SAID THE CEILING NOT THE FLOOR, THAT’S THE LAST TIME I HIRE A   NINJA TURTLE TO DO ANYTHING! HEY WAITER, THERE’S A
 TRANSVESTITE IN MY SOUP. SHUT UP OR EVERYBODY WILL WANT   ONE. THE TITANIC IS THE ONLY THING FRANKIE HASN’T GONE DOWN
 ON! Don’t dream it, be here... ...don’t...
DR CLEAR YOUR THROAT SCOTTY! Ach! We’ve got to get out of this trap. Before   this decadence saps our wills. I’ve got to be strong and try to hang on, or else my mind   may well snap! CRACKLE, POP! And my life, will be lived... WHY DO YOU
 MASTURBATE? ...for the thrill!
B HOW DEEP IS JANET’S PUSSY? It’s beyond me, help me mommy! DROWN
 THE ASSHOLE!
J God bless Lily St. Cyr!
F WHOSE ORGY IS THIS? My, my, my, my, my, my, my, my! I’m a wild and an   untamed thing. I’m a bee with a deadly sting. You get ahead and your mind goes ping!    Your heart’ll pump and your blood will ring. So let the party and the sounds rock on!    We’re gonna shake it till the light has gone. Rose tints my world, keeps me safe from   my troubles and pain! JOHN, PAUL, GEORGE, RINGO!
ALL We’re a wild and an untamed thing. We’re a bee with a deadly sting. You get ahead and   your mind goes ping! Your heart’ll pump and your blood will ring. So let the party and   the sounds rock on! TILT THE STAGE RIGHT! TILT THE STAGE LEFT! We’re   gonna shake it till the light has gone. Rose tints my world, keeps me safe from my   troubles and pain! We’re a wild...
R Frank N Furter, it’s all over. Your mission is a failure, your lifestyle’s too extreme! I’m   your new commander, you now are my prisoner. We return to Transylvania, prepare the   transit beam.
F Wait! CAN YOU EXPLAIN? I can explain! IT HAD BETTER BE GOOD, YOU DIED LAST TIME! COLUMBIA, GET THE LIGHTS. ROCKY, DO EVERYTHING ELSE. HOW COME ROCKY KNOWS WHERE EVERYTHING IS, BUT FRANK DOESN’T? LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, FOR ONE NIGHT AND ONE NIGHT ONLY, THE AMAZING ALFALFA! On the day I went away, good-bye IS THAT ALL YOU HAVE TO SAY? was all I had to say, I want to come again SO DOES BRAD.  and stay. Smile, and that will mean I may. Cause I’ve seen, WHAT COLOR?  oh! THAT’S NOT A COLOR! Blue skies through the tears in my eyes. And I realize... THAT ISN’T MABELINE AND IT’LL PROBABLY SMEAR! ...I’m going home! INSTANT AUDIENCE! WHERE HAVE YOU HAD SEX
  FRANK? Everywhere... EVERYWHERE? ...it’s been the same. WHAT’S IT LIKE   WHEN BRAD PEES ON YOU? Like I’m outside in the rain. Free to try and find the   game. Cards for sorrow, cards for pain! (THROW CARDS.) Cause I’ve seen... ...oh!   Blue skies through the tears in my eyes. And I realize... I’M FUCKING STONED!   ...I’m going home! I’m going home! I’m going home! I’m going home!
M How sentimental. WHERE’S WALDO?
R And also presumptuous of you. F!  You see, K! SPELLS FUCK! When I said we were   to return to Transylvania, I referred only to Magenta and myself. I’m sorry, however, if   you found my words misleading. But you see, you are to remain here... ...in spirit    anyway!
DR Great heavens, that’s a laser!
R Yes Dr. Scott, a laser capable of emitting a beam of pure antimatter. THEN IT    DOESN’T MATTER!
B You mean you’re going to kill him? NO, JUST ROUGH HIM UP A BIT. What’s his   crime?
DR You saw what became of Eddie! Society must be protected. FUCK SOCIETY!
 BETTER NOT, YOU’LL GET A SOCIAL DISEASE.
R Exactly Dr. Scott. And now, Frank N Furter, your time has come. Say good-bye to all of   this... GOOD-BYE ALL OF THIS! ...and hello to oblivion. HI OBLIVION, HOW’S   THE WIFE AND KIDS? FIRST DYKE TO SCREAM GETS IT BETWEEN THE   TITS! OH SHIT, THAT THING REALLY WORKS! CLIMB THE CURTAIN   FRANK! MY LINE, I FORGOT MY LINE! THANK YOU! DON’T LIFT THAT   CURTAIN ROCKY, THERE’S BAD MUSIC UNDER IT! THEY KILLED THE   TIDY BOWL MAN!
B Good God!
J You’ve killed them! NO SHIT SHIRLEY!
M But I thought you liked them. They liked you.
R GET PARANOID RIFF! They didn’t like me! GET MORE PARANOID RIFF!    They never liked me!
DR You did right! KISS ASS!
R A decision had to be made. AND YOU FUCKED IT UP!
DR You’re okay by me. NANOO-NANOO!
R Dr. Scott, I’m sorry about your... ...nephew.
DR Eddie? Yes, well perhaps it was for the best.
R You should leave now Dr. Scott, while it is still possible. We are about to beam the   entire house back to the planet of Transsexual, in the galaxy of Transylvania. Go!    WHEN? Now! WHY ARE YOU WHISPERING?
M Ha!  Ha!
R Our noble mission is almost completed, my most beautiful sister and soon we shall return
 to the moon-drenched shores of our beloved planet.
M GO FOR THE OSCAR! Sweet Transsexual, land of night! To sing and dance once   more to your dark refrains. NO OSCAR! To take that... ...step to the right!
R Hah! But it’s the pelvic thrust!
TR That really drives you insane!
M On our world, we’ll do the Time Warp again! SOMEWHERE OVER THE    RAINBOW, CASTLES FLY! MY CRIPPLE, WHERE’S MY CRIPPLE? OH,   THERE HE IS. (STAND UP AND SPIN THE SCREEN.) STOP THE WORLD, I   WANT TO GET OFF! HEY, GET YOUR FINGER OUT OF COLUMBIA.
CRIM And crawling... WHERE? ...on the planet’s face... WHAT DID YOU HAVE FOR   BREAKFAST? ...some insects... WHAT WHERE THEY CALLED? ...called the   human race. WHERE’S YOUR NECK? ...lost in time... WHAT’S YOUR   FAVORITE TV SHOW? ...and lost in space... STARRING JUNE LOCKHART!   ...and meaning... WHO THE FUCK IS MEANING? DON’T FORGET TO TURN  OFF THE GLOBE. SHIT! HE DOES THAT EVERY WEEK.