BAMBI
"Who produced the world's stickiest
bogey and the world's stupidest bottom-burp ? Who's smashing the oiks on
University Challenge and who's swotting away for teacher like a total spasmo?"
CASH
"Hey man ! It's really weird ! Strange things
keep happening. Like plates are disappearing and the tables keep, well,
shrinking. Looks like there's a poltergoost in the house...."
NASTY
"Ashes to ashes, funk to funky, Vyv is now
a video head and Neil's wearing a dress because some really selfish negative
vibe merchant boarded up his bedroom. Only pop music can save them now."
TIME
"Vyv's being violently and copiously sick
because Rick's like scored with a chick and the whole house has like gone
through some kind of time warp."
SICK
"There's bogeys on the blankets and snot
on the sheets when Neil and the others come down with the worst colds in
the history of civilisation !"
SUMMER HOLIDAY (The Final Episode)
"Hey, everybody ! School's out ! Hurray
! Hurray ! Except, like there's nothing to do, man, apart from getting
on a big red bus and having a really explosive trip. It should be pretty
good fun, actually."